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Rate a Date... Our take on your Decade
Date!
Comments for Jen:
Jen, we think you've found
a keeper but here's some valuable feedback based on our intelligence
report about Randy.
 Apparently,
Randy is a physics teacher and a student of engineering. You will
have your hands full with his pragmatic approach to everything from making
toast to assembling furniture. Just go with the flow and while he is
in the robotic state let him know that you think he is a professional cook
or grand master electrician. Whichever profession may apply.
He'll appreciate the encouragement and any potential argument will be
avoided.
The photo on the left here
shows Randy informing someone that the speakers won't work unless you plug
them in. Randy's an engineer.
As an engineer, Randy also
leaves the fashion industry scratching their heads (see photo to the
left). He may need help in this area but this is also a very
sensitive topic. Always attempt to make him believe a new look or a
new piece of clothing was his idea. If you want him to try some new
stylish pants or a chic halter top. Don't ask him first, just buy it
and tell him you think he looks hot in it. Dressing your man will
never be easier!
Randy also poses as a comedian
at times. Make sure you laugh at all of his jokes no matter how many
times you have heard them. I can imagine they are piling up after 13
years but stay the course and keep laughing. Laughing is healthy
anyways.
Comments for Randy:
Randy, you definitely have
a keeper, but we think it's important to share some important information
to keep you out of troubled waters.
 Our
inside sources tell us that as a seasoned public speaker, Jen has the
ability to fool anyone with her many extreme faces of joy, happiness,
excitement, etc. (see "surprise" face on our front
page... She had us fooled until we realized this was a
"staged proposal"). Hours of Mrs. McAllisters Public
Speaking Class have left Jen with a powerful weapon. Proceed with
caution and watch for signs that she may be bluffing.
Jen is a world traveler.
She's visited over 20 different countries that the U.S. govt knows about,
but there could be others. We're not saying she's a spy or
anything. She just seems to like to travel. So maybe a new
suitcase or carry-on bag would be a nicer gift than a blender.
Most
importantly, when prompted with a "Yes" or "No"
question, Jen will most likely answer the opposite of what she really is
thinking. i.e. if she says "Yes" then she most likely
means "No". This is over 80% effective with married
women. This does not apply to a dating relationship or any other of
your female relationships. This is simply a known pattern of
behavior in married women. Go with the statistics here, you can't go
wrong.
Sometimes you forget, so make
sure Jen reminds you to buy your Guitar Strings at Strings
and Beyond and you can also pick up some nice treats for Jen
(chocolate, grains, beans, Pear Honey) at Homegrown
Harvest!
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